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What 4 did you use for a Dildo

  1. Banana

  2. Cucumber

  3. Electronic toothbrush / Regular toothbrush

  4. Hairbrush

  5. make up brush

  6. Pen or bunch of pens

  7. Popsicle

  8. TV remote

  9. Markers

  10. Zucchini

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  1. TheBlueDog

    TheBlueDog Porn Star

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    Good poll.
    Wrong forum.
    "MODS!!!!!"
     
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  2. jmcan

    jmcan Newcumer

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    Water heater wins.
     
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  3. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    I did it like this,
    I did it like that,
    I did it with a
    Wiffle ball bat.

    I will never hear that song the same way again.
     
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  4. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    not a surprise a banana...I wasn't sure she'd agree, but she does. The nice part is I love warmed up bananas
     
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  5. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I came home and caught my daughter fucking herself with a cucumber. I was so fuckin pissed because she knew I was planning on eating it tonight, and now it was gonna taste like cucumber
     
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    1. KinkyGuy1999
      You'll get past that 'cucumber' taste I bet!
       
      KinkyGuy1999, May 23, 2022
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  6. alecryno

    alecryno Newcumer

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    *not_secure_link*t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEG0i3f7s6g0CvOtfFFXMW2wdWAXYmsPb9GPnUlviUnc17KolxImTG5ivS&s
     
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    1. Volt_4
      That would be interesting
       
      Volt_4, May 23, 2022
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  7. Callmeyourdaddy

    Callmeyourdaddy Porn Star

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    Do you put the food back after using it for your family to eat
     
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  8. coraline

    coraline The Witchy Woman

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    Not much I won't fuck lol
     
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    1. xxx love lickingass
      So fucken hot thinking about it
       
      xxx love lickingass, May 23, 2022
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  9. PatC

    PatC Sex Machine

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    In my apartment dildos are household items, no need to improvise ;):).
     
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      Awesome
       
      lastkiss555, May 24, 2022
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  10. BiggLexx

    BiggLexx Porn Star

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    You can improvise and use me as your dildo
     
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  11. bisara

    bisara Porno Junky

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    Yep that has been a substitute on more than one occasion, as well as the gear stick on a girlfriends landcruiser.
     
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    1. Fyrfyter
      Ever tried a warm corndog??? Omg absolutely delicious after she squirted on it!!!
       
      Fyrfyter, Jun 14, 2022
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  12. Justmeandyou789

    Justmeandyou789 Sex Machine

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    Fat end of a pool stick. Plunger handle. Baseball bat(handle side). Among others
     
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  13. newlicker2

    newlicker2 Porn Star

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    I've used a Cuke, among other things, in my past! cuke2.jpg
     
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  14. newlicker2

    newlicker2 Porn Star

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    Oh I can't forget my bedpost ! bed post.jpg
     
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    1. flybinite
      Had some of my best cums from the bedpost
       
      flybinite, May 24, 2022
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  15. ask4me

    ask4me Porn Star

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    Air freshener can, candle jar, hose, bat, pepper shakers, champagne bottle

    IMG_20220222_070326207.jpg 1347685-1579522154-3dad6e4e442e503fed7c7528028ca6ce.jpg 1653395143519365585330373642678.jpg
     
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  16. pussytimes

    pussytimes Porn Star

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  17. toons

    toons Porn Star

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    Cucumbers before I bought dildos
     
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    #39